Funny Unisex Long Sleeve Tee - "Running Late Is My Cardio"
Why run a 5K when you can just sprint to your car every morning?
Meet the Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee for the perpetually behind schedule and proud of it. Featuring the hilariously accurate phrase, "Running Late is My Cardio," this long sleeve tee is perfect for those who like their fitness… fashionably late.
Comfy enough for a nap, cute enough for a coffee run, and honest enough to make strangers chuckle—this shirt is your new go-to for cooler days when you need sleeves and a side of sass.
Whether you're speed-walking through Target, dodging texts you're late to reply to, or making a grand entrance (again), this long sleeve tee keeps things cozy, breathable, and very on-brand.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Strong side seams for when you’re holding it all together (barely)
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Ribbed collar keeps its shape—unlike your plans
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Shoulder tape adds durability for your daily hustle
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Light and breathable fabric that feels like a warm hug from the universe
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Retail fit that flatters while keeping it real
Care Tips (because laundry is a whole thing):
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Machine wash warm (like your personality)
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Tumble dry low (because shrinking = betrayal)
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Iron on medium if you must, but wrinkles = life experience
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Bleach only when absolutely necessary
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Skip the drycleaner—ain’t nobody got time for that
Why run a 5K when you can just sprint to your car every morning?
Meet the Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee for the perpetually behind schedule and proud of it. Featuring the hilariously accurate phrase, "Running Late is My Cardio," this long sleeve tee is perfect for those who like their fitness… fashionably late.
Comfy enough for a nap, cute enough for a coffee run, and honest enough to make strangers chuckle—this shirt is your new go-to for cooler days when you need sleeves and a side of sass.
Whether you're speed-walking through Target, dodging texts you're late to reply to, or making a grand entrance (again), this long sleeve tee keeps things cozy, breathable, and very on-brand.
Why You’ll Love It:
-
Strong side seams for when you’re holding it all together (barely)
-
Ribbed collar keeps its shape—unlike your plans
-
Shoulder tape adds durability for your daily hustle
-
Light and breathable fabric that feels like a warm hug from the universe
-
Retail fit that flatters while keeping it real
Care Tips (because laundry is a whole thing):
-
Machine wash warm (like your personality)
-
Tumble dry low (because shrinking = betrayal)
-
Iron on medium if you must, but wrinkles = life experience
-
Bleach only when absolutely necessary
-
Skip the drycleaner—ain’t nobody got time for that
Why run a 5K when you can just sprint to your car every morning?
Meet the Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee for the perpetually behind schedule and proud of it. Featuring the hilariously accurate phrase, "Running Late is My Cardio," this long sleeve tee is perfect for those who like their fitness… fashionably late.
Comfy enough for a nap, cute enough for a coffee run, and honest enough to make strangers chuckle—this shirt is your new go-to for cooler days when you need sleeves and a side of sass.
Whether you're speed-walking through Target, dodging texts you're late to reply to, or making a grand entrance (again), this long sleeve tee keeps things cozy, breathable, and very on-brand.
Why You’ll Love It:
-
Strong side seams for when you’re holding it all together (barely)
-
Ribbed collar keeps its shape—unlike your plans
-
Shoulder tape adds durability for your daily hustle
-
Light and breathable fabric that feels like a warm hug from the universe
-
Retail fit that flatters while keeping it real
Care Tips (because laundry is a whole thing):
-
Machine wash warm (like your personality)
-
Tumble dry low (because shrinking = betrayal)
-
Iron on medium if you must, but wrinkles = life experience
-
Bleach only when absolutely necessary
-
Skip the drycleaner—ain’t nobody got time for that